Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Toni

If I was on Lost, my Sawyer nickname would beMunchkin

Favorite Vacation Foods

Pina Coladas served up in pineapples, Fresh fruit, and pizza from the pizza bar on the cruise ship.

Favorite Vacation Spots

Snorkeling in Hanauma Bay in Hawaii, Cococay in the middle of a Bahamas cruise, Hitting El Kulkulkan in Cancun

If I were on Idol, Randy Jackson would probably call me

Tone-Dawg, WHAT!

American Idol is great to watch because it gives me time to blog. If I had to watch and do nothing else, I'd probably sleep right through the entire season.

FAVORITE...

Big Box Store:

Target

Real Housewives:

Jersey, duh.

TV Doctor:

House

Game Show:

Family Feud

Means of Communication:

Email. For the moment.

EVER...

Baked muffins?

No.

Dined & Dashed?

No.

Cliff-dived?

No.

Deep-fried a turkey?

No.

Been to Brazil?

No.

Best thing about being from Jersey?

We know how to drive here.

Best thing at a diner?

Disco fries.

Best piece of cell phone etiquette? Quit your loud cell phone talking!

Best decision I've made about cell phones?

I don't chase down "missed calls".

"What do you mean by 'I don't chase down Missed Calls'?"

- Restricted Number in 609

If you call me and I don't pick up, I'm unavailable. If you don't leave a message and hang up, I won't call you back. Just coz your number's on my Missed Calls list, how am I supposed to know what you want?

What am I? Freaking Kreskin?

FIRST

... Barbie: Had short blonde hair and wore a bright yellow jumpsuit. I know that sounds weird. Anybody remember that Barbie? I was also so pissed that I got a Barbie with short hair. And yes, believe me they were YELLOW pants. BRIGHT yellow pants.

...Piercing: Got my ears pierced when I was six at the Piercing Pagoda in Woodbridge Mall. OUCHY.

...Crush: There have been too many but the earliest one I can remember is of Jeff Garcia in grade school (no, not the QB for the Tampa Bay Bucs)

...Car: '79 Chevy Caprice Classic. It got stolen when I was in college :( It was all souped up with power windows, A/C, and (wait for it) AM/FM Cassette stereo.

LAST

...Thing I consumed: Muesli. I made it. It's my new favorite food.

... Hangover: Ugh, like three weeks ago? Somehow the excitement of not being the designated driver for once got to me. Three cans of beer, numerous jello shots, and several cocktails later, and I was trying to be ladylike while puking through Chinatown. Ugh.

... Crush: Ben Affleck. I'm thinking about writing him a note and sending it to him.

... Piercing: Was my first and only piercing - the ears when I was six. Well, I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a sharp pencil point, does that count? (I was in 4th grade and thought I was going to get lead poisoning.)

Toni Ryan Says: It's my blog. But you can read it if you like!

I do... put shopping carts back. My bum could use the extra steps anyhow.

I don't... remember my college graduation. I do remember that Bill Cosby was there, but other than that.... yeah, nada.

I have no shame. I own a lot of shoes. I just got more. I can't stop.

I will... drive around a parking lot fifty times just to find a sweet parking spot. And don't bother nagging me about the gas. I don't care, it's the principle of the matter. (Isn't it always??) Sad part, I will actually tell people I have good parking karma because I always find an awesome parking spot.

I am... a nut job. Ask anybody who knows me. I can keep myself amused for hours just thinking up the craziest things. A skill I acquired as an only child. (That only lasted about nine years, but I still like to pretend I am an only child.) I'd rather be by myself laughing like a maniac than surrounded by a group of boring people.

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